Diffidick

It's when a man is tired of his own penis to masterbate, he'll soon look for another male companion to have fun with.

Guy 1: Ehh, I'm bored of only staying home and spending time with myself.
Guy 2: Yeah we need Diffidicks....

by MillyBreakHeart June 11, 2011

Diffrickcult

Someone or something making anything ridiculously fricking difficult.

Why do you keep making things so diffrickcult?!

by Longflowingmane August 23, 2018

Diffifuckingcult

When somethings so difficult,its extremely extremely difficuly. The process of havin lots of things to do at one time. A new word is Diffifuckingcult

Yall children make getting ready diffifuckingcult

by Kk2003 January 3, 2017

Daffodick

A typical welshman/woman who bang on about their nationality and how 'welsh and proud' they are, naively oblivious of the biggest irony of all: that they nearly always come last at everything. On the rare occasion that they win something like a rugby match they get several years mileage out of it and often canonise the try scorer giving them fucking ridiculous names like 'Merve the swerve'. Another sad irony is that the most vociforous of these creatures can't even speak fucking welsh.

Have you heard that Dave now spells his name 'Dafydd' and has just posted a picture of a dragon on his facebook. Apparently his Nans, Uncles Father in Law was welsh - what a fucking daffodick!!!!

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Diffifuckt

Diffifuckty : « When you can’t solve something and you know for a fact that you’re fucked before doing anything to solve the issue. »

« When John heard Joni’s husband coming back home, he went hiding in a closet and instantly knew he was in a diffifuckty situation »

by RienziLex November 22, 2018

Dillidicking

To Fuck around or waste time

Hey Joe, don’t be dillidicking with my time today.

by Humblehustler May 31, 2019