Daffodick 

A typical welshman/woman who bang on about their nationality and how 'welsh and proud' they are, naively oblivious of the biggest irony of all: that they nearly always come last at everything. On the rare occasion that they win something like a rugby match they get several years mileage out of it and often canonise the try scorer giving them fucking ridiculous names like 'Merve the swerve'. Another sad irony is that the most vociforous of these creatures can't even speak fucking welsh.

Have you heard that Dave now spells his name 'Dafydd' and has just posted a picture of a dragon on his facebook. Apparently his Nans, Uncles Father in Law was welsh - what a fucking daffodick!!!!

Daffodick by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Daffodil 

The opposite of a whore. A girl who is always good and never does anything bad and never gets in trouble. They always act like angels and get good grades. Daffodils dislikes boys (or girls) who do bad things or get in trouble. She can be hot or ugly.

"You see Kevin's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's a daffodil"

Daffodil by FreshFrixy June 12, 2013

Hot Diggity Daffodil 

A commonly used exclamation of excitement by the robot, Bender, in the popular TV show Futurama

- Calculon: Presenting our newest member. *He moves aside to show Bender.*
- *Many robots are cheering.*
- Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!

Hot Diggity Daffodil by Niedrig April 1, 2009

Daffodility

Your inner girliness; hidden female nature

iCarly: 'Embrace your inner daffodility!'

Daffodility by bookaddict209 May 30, 2009

Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd 

the most legendary name a person could ever bear.....

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad

Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd by TheEggdog123 October 21, 2021

daffodil puncher 

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

daffodil puncher by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

daffodilitis 

Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.

Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."

daffodilitis by Nevada January 26, 2006