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Diddlets 

This is a term of endearment used to refer to the young family members of Dawdie McCacker and his wife, a Romany family that are much loved and accepted into any town they live.
Hey Jimmy it’s nearly teatime can you get the little diddlets in fa me please.
Or
I saw all the wee diddlets in town today havin a bawl
Diddlets by Louandian September 9, 2020
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sissy diddles 

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.

dj diddles

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch.
Often sited when on the phone.
Lauren was playing dj diddles while on the phone with me.
dj diddles by heath, wynter, and matt September 21, 2008

Jeep your Diddles 

Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.
Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah

You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns

Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?

hand diddles 

Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.
I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtray.
hand diddles by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009

j-diddles 

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip
michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes
j-diddles by urgurg May 15, 2009

frump diddles 

uneasiness, anxiety, heebie jeebies, "the willies", "the creeps", nervousness.
Walking through the cemetery gave me the frump diddles.
frump diddles by ann-isms October 18, 2011
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