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1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.
by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002
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Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
by Jasper Stupolotics July 21, 2008
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When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.

The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.
Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?

Woman: What's that?!?!

Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!
by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009
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Sitting on your partners chest, with you penis in their mouth, you ejaculate into their mouth as you simultaneously fart on their chest, giving the illusion that they are playing the trumpet with your cock. Extra bonus points are awarded if you manage to shard at the same time.
"Bill always leaves a stain when we do the Rusty Trumpet", Kelly complained.
by Pango_X May 13, 2006
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A sex act in which the female rubs her crap excrement on to the male’s senile whale jacker. Also known as the “head rider,” “bawdy tramp berry,” “assbackward hole experiment,” “cocking cluster waffle packer,” “rotating suck butler,” “flipping bottom bender,” “guzzling colon biscuit wiper,” “failed arse fucker,” “pipe experiment,” “earwax nugget,” or “failed crap head extractor.” The male may or may not rub the female’s cockthistle/cock piper/bint slapper/puke bint with his barrel-plonker during the process of the rusty trumpet, though he may do this with his whoring douche face-wanker as well (the shit-sniffer or the sphincter-jacker are sometimes used in place of the barrel-plonker, too, though never simultaneously). Furthermore, the female’s undead vomit shiner may be stimulated with the male’s piss-basher. Lastly, the male may utilize his dried out asswad bucket/bung hogger/cunt-basher to arouse his own feet. This sexual act is typically used by throbbing puke lovers and boy collecters who own mong blenders. Also, mental cum whistles are often used in this process. Clouted trump nugget wankers are used as well, usually alongside dipstick maggots, but also alongside funky poop slappers and/or utter tit worms as well. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the fuck-jackers and the fawning foot-lickers.
That was a great rusty trumpet.
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by Person11234 December 24, 2019
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