Diddleshit

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To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.

"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."

Diddleshit by Kilo D January 10, 2009

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fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."

Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!

fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Diddlewhiff

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.

Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.

Diddlewhiff by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

piddleshit

syn. to dilly dally

quit piddleshittin around!

piddleshit by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017

Diddleshot

A person addicted to money and fame. Will stop anyone for anything he/she wants.

"Mr Krabs is such a Diddleshot"

Diddleshot by anonymous November 8, 2018

Middleshite

A term to describe an awful middle name.

Flame Boy: "Hey look at me guys, my middle name is Ruthan"

Intellectual: "Whata middleshite, ya know?"

Middleshite by dirtydub November 23, 2009

Dingleshit

Poo nugget that hangs from your nut hair.

That dood has some rad Dingleshit goin' on!

Dingleshit by Brad April 26, 2004

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026