Diddleshit

To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.

"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."

by Kilo D January 10, 2009

fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."

Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!

by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Diddlewhiff

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.

Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.

by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

piddleshit

syn. to dilly dally

quit piddleshittin around!

by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017

Diddleshot

A person addicted to money and fame. Will stop anyone for anything he/she wants.

"Mr Krabs is such a Diddleshot"

by anonymous November 8, 2018

Middleshite

A term to describe an awful middle name.

Flame Boy: "Hey look at me guys, my middle name is Ruthan"

Intellectual: "Whata middleshite, ya know?"

by dirtydub November 23, 2009

Dingleshit

Poo nugget that hangs from your nut hair.

That dood has some rad Dingleshit goin' on!

by Brad April 26, 2004