Dicktitty

When your Ramsey (boss) coddles his employees, they really want a little titty. Since he is male all he can give them is some dicktitty.

Macon was feeling stressed so he went to his Ramsey for some solace and dicktitty.

by Matisse1 December 27, 2016

dicktitty

Another word for when someone is being a huge pussy

Bob: Yo! You’ve been staring at that girl all night. Go talk to her already!
John: Nah, it’s all good. She’s not my type anyway.
Bob: Bruh, you’re such a fucking dicktitty!!

by iLoveMangoes October 15, 2018

dicknity

dignity for your dick, kinda like respect for your "size" ...

Respect my DICKnity!

by AK4724 March 29, 2007

Dickity

Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.

I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.

by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

DickWitter

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.

This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.

by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickityfied

Fucked Up Chaos

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!

by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022

Dickmitt

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.

It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"

by TLU November 12, 2011