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Dicktivity 

Any sexual situation involving a dick.
1. Tomac: Why are you going to Anna's place?
Cody: We're going to engage in dicktivity
Dicktivity by Annalegs January 30, 2016
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Dicktivity 

Being “dick whooped,” obsessed with your significant other.
She is obsessed with her boyfriend, the dicktivity is real.
Dicktivity by Tivity February 9, 2022

hicktivity 

Any activity someone from Kentucky would be predisposed to.
Floating down a river in an inner tube with another inner tube that has a cooler full of natty light is a wonderful hicktivity.

Stump.
hicktivity by downriver September 22, 2010

dickfinity 

The state of being beyond comprehension in rude, clueless, and insensitively mean behavior just because one thinks they can get away with it.
Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!
dickfinity by Bob Az August 6, 2011

Dicktitty 

When your Ramsey (boss) coddles his employees, they really want a little titty. Since he is male all he can give them is some dicktitty.
Macon was feeling stressed so he went to his Ramsey for some solace and dicktitty.
Dicktitty by Matisse1 December 27, 2016

dicktitty 

Another word for when someone is being a huge pussy
Bob: Yo! You’ve been staring at that girl all night. Go talk to her already!
John: Nah, it’s all good. She’s not my type anyway.
Bob: Bruh, you’re such a fucking dicktitty!!
dicktitty by iLoveMangoes October 15, 2018

Dicktivities 

Sexual activity involving a penis. Encompasses any and all activities with a dick, from over the pants touching to all types of intercourse.
Guy: wanna go back to mine and watch a movie?
Girl: I’ll watch a movie but there will not be any dicktivities
Dicktivities by Le_reeves February 26, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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