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Dicktivity 

Being “dick whooped,” obsessed with your significant other.
She is obsessed with her boyfriend, the dicktivity is real.
Dicktivity by Tivity February 9, 2022

hicktivity 

Any activity someone from Kentucky would be predisposed to.
Floating down a river in an inner tube with another inner tube that has a cooler full of natty light is a wonderful hicktivity.

Stump.
hicktivity by downriver September 22, 2010

dickfinity 

The state of being beyond comprehension in rude, clueless, and insensitively mean behavior just because one thinks they can get away with it.
Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!
dickfinity by Bob Az August 6, 2011

Dicktitty 

When your Ramsey (boss) coddles his employees, they really want a little titty. Since he is male all he can give them is some dicktitty.
Macon was feeling stressed so he went to his Ramsey for some solace and dicktitty.
Dicktitty by Matisse1 December 27, 2016

dicktitty 

Another word for when someone is being a huge pussy
Bob: Yo! You’ve been staring at that girl all night. Go talk to her already!
John: Nah, it’s all good. She’s not my type anyway.
Bob: Bruh, you’re such a fucking dicktitty!!
dicktitty by iLoveMangoes October 15, 2018

Dicktivities 

Sexual activity involving a penis. Encompasses any and all activities with a dick, from over the pants touching to all types of intercourse.
Guy: wanna go back to mine and watch a movie?
Girl: I’ll watch a movie but there will not be any dicktivities
Dicktivities by Le_reeves February 26, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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