dicknity

dignity for your dick, kinda like respect for your "size" ...

Respect my DICKnity!

by AK4724 March 29, 2007

Dicknity

The amount of pride one takes in his/her dick.

He had so much dicknity he whipped it out in front of YOUR mom to show her how big it is!

by BraxtonPG December 25, 2010

dicknity

Noun, the dignity of your dick

"After sleeping with the 430 lb bearded woman, Jim lost his dicknity."

"I need to recover my dicknity after last night...she was a real tundra wookie. Now to bring the balance back, I have to bed a supermodel."

by Balizarde October 17, 2007

Dicknity

The standard you hold yourself to in terms of sleeping with women.

(At a party)

Your Friend: Dude, i just heard that chick on the couch is so easy. Should i go for it?

You: Bro, think about your Dicknity.

by Lazy Jay December 20, 2010

Dicknity

The level of class and standards one maintains when attempting to pick up girls.

I don't care if you were drunk. That girl totally hurts your dicknity.

by nickelfldn February 16, 2012

Dickity

Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.

I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.

by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

Dickityfied

Fucked Up Chaos

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!

by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022