Dicktatious

The act of being a complete douche bag.

Scott was being so dicktatious today when he came over.

Dicktatious by Kay Trags April 8, 2012

dicktatorship 

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009

DICKtatorship 

To be controlled or dominated by a man

Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"

DICKtatorship by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010

Dicktation 

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.

"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.

Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008

dicktorious 

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

dicktorious by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

dicklarious 

Something so funny it makes your weiner wiggle when you laugh.

"That was dicklarious."

dicklarious by xSexybeastx December 18, 2008

dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

dicktitious by The Working Dead October 8, 2016