Dicktatious
Dicktatious by Kay Trags April 8, 2012
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dicktatorship
Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009
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DICKtatorship
Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"
DICKtatorship by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010
Dicktation
A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.
Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008
dicktorious
"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"
"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
dicktorious by anotherjenny October 15, 2011
dicktitious
(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.
As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.
dicktitious by The Working Dead October 8, 2016
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