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dicktatorship 

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.
Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009
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DICKtatorship 

To be controlled or dominated by a man
Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"
DICKtatorship by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010

dicktatorship 

The government of Soda Springs High School. A form of the word dictatorship except the dictator is a complete dick.
Taylor was running a dicktatorship and was beginning to piss everyone off.
dicktatorship by Barshizzle December 8, 2007

dicktatorship 

i word use by some one in power to let you know that your not gunna get your way
testa:::this is not a democracy this is a dicktatorship im the dick and your the tators
lineman:::AWWWW!!
dicktatorship by guice August 26, 2007

Dicktatorship 

When basic freedom like fapping anonymously is put to an end by the government giving your download history to pornographers.
The Telegraph, 27/03/12..."Thousands of O2 broadband customers will have their personal details handed to a pornographer who claims they unlawfully downloaded his films."

"WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED BY A DICKTATORSHIP!"

theocratic dictatorship 

A government which is ruled by the combination of religious institution and dictatorial ruler(s).
In 2015, Saudi Arabia is an example of a theocratic dictatorship.

fart dictatorship 

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.
James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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