Dickatitious

Gets aids penis explodes

Son 'Mom i have dickatitious its about to boom'

Mom 'let it explode no grandkids for me 😃'

by frysfpos May 31, 2021

Dickalicious

adj.
Highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell of a penis.

Very pleasant or delightful for women and/or gay men.

The movie Kazaam staring Shaquille O'neal is dickalicious.

The gay porn movie dickalicious is the best movie since Kazaam.

by bebo January 5, 2005

dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

dickaliciouse

something that is sweeter/or as sweet as the wonderful thing dick.

Maegan and Aubrey ate the most dickaliciouse cake today at Matt's house.

I dont know why Kyle finds poop so dickaliciouse

by Meg&Aubo June 25, 2009

dickalicious

Long pink perfect COCK

Jodi's cock is Dickalicious

by Tish January 6, 2004

dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)

He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious

by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019

Dickticious

V: The act of lying about ones penile size.

Dan: Bro, my schlong is like 19"

Ron: You are definitely being dickticious right now.

Dan: *cries*

by Mattian Wurdz, Ph.D November 28, 2009