Dickssert

Having dick for dessert. Or after meal blow job.

Do you want some ice cream for dessert?
No, but I'll take some dickssert.

by Nokto June 28, 2015

dissertate

Refers to the process of researching and writing a dissertation. Used in place of similar descriptors, such as writing or studying, in order to emphasize the great scope and magnitude of the work taking place. Often used by graduate students to describe their work schedule.

Clarissa said she cannot attend the party because she needs to dissertate. For years it seems the only thing she has done is dissertate, and yet she still hasn't finished her PhD.

by ldowning August 11, 2009

Dissertating

To actively work on a thesis, prospectus or dissertation.

Johnny is going to be dissertating in his study carrel in the library today.

by Groovy9113 October 1, 2009

Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

by Cap watet June 2, 2021

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

by Wolfany August 10, 2018

Dissertation

An April Fool's joke taken too far

(Teacher/Professor): Hey it would be an awsome April Fool's joke if we got them (students) to write 5000-15000 words on something completely pointless and make it worth half of their end result!

Other teacher/professor: yeah! omg that would be amazing let's call it a DISSERTATION...that'll get 'em

Then before you know it it becomes a compulsory aspect of your grade/degree

by onlymejustme April 2, 2009

Dickster

A hipster that is a douche bag or dick. Or in other words, every hipster.

That Starbucks was full of dicksters.

by BallHard. August 26, 2013