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Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.
He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.
Dicksterity by TXJAM June 30, 2017

Dicksterity

The ability preform complex tasks with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.
Tyler showed great dicksterity while playing his video games and caressing his genitals.
Dicksterity by Cmill August 25, 2014

manual dicksterity 

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.
manual dicksterity by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021

dicktegrity 

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.
"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."
dicktegrity by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011

Dickxterity

skill in performing tasks, especially with the dick. (Like in outsourcing)

You give them the good stuff they give you the good stuff.

synonyms: deftness, adeptness, adroitness, agility, nimbleness, handiness, ability, talent, skill, proficiency, expertise, experience, efficiency, mastery, delicacy, knack, artistry, finesse More
"He got that dickxterity that cures cotton mouth."
Dickxterity by SMUDGE Monkey June 10, 2017

Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.
“ of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”
Dicksparity by Napp23 March 10, 2021
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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