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Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.
He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.
Dicksterity by TXJAM June 30, 2017

Dicksterity

The ability preform complex tasks with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.
Tyler showed great dicksterity while playing his video games and caressing his genitals.
Dicksterity by Cmill August 25, 2014

manual dicksterity 

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.
manual dicksterity by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021

dicktegrity 

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.
"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."
dicktegrity by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011

Dickxterity

skill in performing tasks, especially with the dick. (Like in outsourcing)

You give them the good stuff they give you the good stuff.

synonyms: deftness, adeptness, adroitness, agility, nimbleness, handiness, ability, talent, skill, proficiency, expertise, experience, efficiency, mastery, delicacy, knack, artistry, finesse More
"He got that dickxterity that cures cotton mouth."
Dickxterity by SMUDGE Monkey June 10, 2017

Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.
“ of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”
Dicksparity by Napp23 March 10, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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