dickset

when you want your penis in a girl's mouth so she can preform oral...hence the work dickSET

Friend: yo check out that chick
You: Daymmm I wana dickset her so bad!

by Demon shan January 26, 2010

cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.

A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 15, 2012

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

dickette

Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.

Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.

by Source: Jills cuckold doug September 1, 2008

Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dickstar

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.

"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."

by drspacebaby May 29, 2015