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Dickssert 

Having dick for dessert. Or after meal blow job.
Do you want some ice cream for dessert?
No, but I'll take some dickssert.
Dickssert by Nokto June 28, 2015

Dickassery 

The result of a person (or god) consistently and deliberately being as much of an asshole as possible.
Stacey left Chad because she was fed up of his dickassery
Dickassery by itanimulli.com June 8, 2020

Dickasses 

the volunteer editors who decided not to publish my definition of cockboingo. fuck them that was good.
Me: THIS IS TRANSPHOBIC BECAUSE IT INCONVENIENCES ME, A TRANS PERSON,,,
Gage: FUCKIN SAME HERE MY FAM BRO DUDE
Me: THOSE DICKASSES
Gage: HUGE DICKASSES
Dickasses by big bengis September 17, 2017

dickasshead

someone who is an intense dick and an ass at the same time (slur/slang)
YOU FUCKING DICKASSHEAD DNFSEXUAL BITCH
dickasshead by thecookierunplayer September 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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