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If you ever meet a Clarissa, you're very lucky! She is a mix of bubbly, protective, crazy, emotional, and sincere all in one bottle. She will make sure you are never alone and will help you in your time of need. She will set time aside for the people she loves and will always put your needs in front of theirs. She will always protect you and will snap at anyone who dares say bad about you. Her tears can get the best of her sometimes, or she will be a hot head when she feels the time to be so. She is a wildfire when it comes to being with her. But be careful, if you get on her bad side, you will regret the day you wind up there forever. She can be mean and cruel to anyone who hurts her friends/loved ones. This woman is a human made by the gods for her body, personality, beauty, and mental strength. She can do you good, or do you wrong. If you ever happen to fall for one of these amazing beings, know she has her rules and bars for everyone she meets. You will not be disappointed if you date a Clarissa. She will take you on a ride of life you will not soon forget and will show you many doors and things beyond your wildest dreams. Every second with her is a second worth your time and effort, as she will give the same you put in. She is worthy of anything and everything and expects equality. You will be a fool if you pass her up. She will walk the mile in your shoes to see how she can best help you, and for these reasons, never let a Clarissa slip from your grasp.
"Don't let Clarissa go! You will regret it!" "Did you see Clarissa walk by? She is such a beautiful person on the inside and out!" "Bro, look at Clarissa! She is such an amazing person!" "Don't pass Clarissa up, you will be losing a lifelong friend!"
by Sapphire Rose May 29, 2018
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A girl who is smart, sensitive, caring, nurturing, loving, adorable, and sweet; but has a sad, lonely, hurt, and dark side as well. A constant contradiction, doesn't like to be the one to make the decisions because she wants everyone to be happy. Always putting others before herself but not always doing it the way they want her to. Basically the best thing since sliced bread.
Boy: "Did you see Clarissa today, she looked amazing."

Girl: "That's because she's always amazing inside and out."
by BunnySprout December 09, 2013
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Clarissa is a lovable person, she always find the best in people. She has many different laughs, she never like to be alone, she is always out for an adventure. She doesn't care what anyone says about her. Has a nice ass and everyone is jealous of her. Makes lots of friends. Shy but once you meet her she is loud and funny. She always puts herself last because she wants everyone to be happy. She has a great smile, personality. She is a great person, caring, funny, loud. But don't get on her bad side.
Guy#1 did you see clarissa today?
Guy#2 no why
Guy#1 because she looks hella pretty today
Guy #2 wdym? She always looks pretty
by Missstealyourmans May 25, 2017
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Name of a person who is GORGEOUS, smart, sincere, trustworthy, charismatic, and incredibly HILARIOUS! A Clarissa can always make you feel better when you're down. Clarissa's usually have brunette hair, blue eyes, and a nice ass. She is someone you can talk to on the phone for DAYS, and you still feel like there is more to tell her. She makes the funniest jokes that create lifelong memories with her closest friends! She has many different laughs, (probably like ten), but they all make you die, cry, and pee your pants. Clarissa's are usually cowgirls and they love the country. She loves hanging out with friends and dancing to music. She always makes the right decisions in life, and they help their friends go down the right path in life as well. Clarissa's will end up being friends with you for the rest of your life, so don't mess up the friendship by dumb drama, because you will never EVER find someone as great as her that you can call your best friend and sister.
Cade: Oh my gosh did you see Clarissa today?

Eric: No why?

Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!

Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?

Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!

Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!

Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.

Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.
by NancyKerrigan July 24, 2013
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A Clarissa is a word meaning beautiful and perfect in every single way.
Person 1 "Did you see that Clarissa girl?"
Person 2 "Yeah, she was fineeeee...
by BeautyQueen2008 May 18, 2008
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name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Clarissa. Competitive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. Always has a nice ass, but doesn't show it off like a slut. (Which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she's good at mind manipulation. If you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it's cuz Clarissa has raped your mind.
Shaniqua: Oh God, there goes Clarissa again. Dayumm; i wonder how she got her ass like that.
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.

Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful
by Clarrot84 January 03, 2010
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A Clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. She is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. Every girl wants to be like a Clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. She is smart, funny, sexy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. You can tell if a Clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !
by HellaFella February 03, 2010
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