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kickassery

How much ass something kicks, the magnitude of a person object or situation's kickass
The kickassery of chuck norris outweighs that of even ten highly trained ninjas
kickassery by Tommyk. May 30, 2008

kickassery

1). The act or ability to kick ass in enormous unbelievable ways.

2). of or having qualities of somethings like these:

I can't read your mind. But I can kick your ass.

I can't be invisible. But I can kick your ass.

I can't see through walls. But I can kick your ass.
In accord on the level of kickassery, I wanted to hear it all the more.
kickassery by Terapol June 21, 2010

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.
Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

Dickssert 

Having dick for dessert. Or after meal blow job.
Do you want some ice cream for dessert?
No, but I'll take some dickssert.
Dickssert by Nokto June 28, 2015

kickassery

The ability to kick someone's ass with hardly any effort.
kickassery is my favorite part about myself
kickassery by munclesonkey July 6, 2010

Dickinassery 

1. To perform the act of douchebagery and/or asshatery in an attempt to ruin something or in the case of internet forums to get a thread locked.

2. To act in a dickish manner or act like a douche bag.
"the epic amount of dickinassery that this thread has turned into.. sigh"

Refer to Vwvortex Mk4 forums for examples
Dickinassery by Toblerowned October 29, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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