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Dicklick in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.
Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

dicklicker

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.
dicklicker by gayson May 15, 2006

Dicksbidextrous 

The ability to take multiple dicks at once while pleasing both equally. So basically, you're just as good with two dicks (or more) as one.
That girl made me and my dad cum so quick, she's gotta be dicksbidextrous.
Dicksbidextrous by Sloppy_joe February 15, 2014

dickjuice 

the juice that squirts from the penis during sexual intercourse or masturbation ...also known as cum, skum, semen, jizz, jizm, load, wad, nut butter, man chowder and penis puss.


also...... people respond with a wave when this particular word is shouted at them from the window of a moving vehicle..
yo that dirty slizzore drank mad wads of dickjuice last night
dickjuice by Die Slow September 18, 2004
Someone who is annoying or immature who also happens to like dick.
Shut the fuck up you stupid dicklick
dicklick by eugenedanyo July 12, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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