dicklice

n. When a case of crabs is commented upon by an independent observer, who, through his detachment, is able to see the little creatures in their naked, pure form.

Yo. That nasty. That lice on yo dick. That's dicklice.

by Mike Walters May 16, 2006

Dicklick in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

dicklich

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.

Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

by Dirk Diggler 6969 May 9, 2017

dicklicker

one who licks or sucks dick.

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.

by gayson May 15, 2006

dicklick

Someone who is annoying or immature who also happens to like dick.

Shut the fuck up you stupid dicklick

by eugenedanyo July 12, 2006

Fatass Dicklicker

Fatass Dicklicker is primarily used as a insult

"You shitty Fatass Dicklicker!" Said Johnny when Timothy made him mad

by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017

dicklicious

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste.

he got a dicklicious dick
" that dick was dick-licious

by g2bad July 2, 2006