n. When a case of crabs is commented upon by an independent observer, who, through his detachment, is able to see the little creatures in their naked, pure form.
Yo. That nasty. That lice on yo dick. That's dicklice.
The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.
Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.