hands

When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.

Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*

by Jonathon, Bumm, Jope, Ryan, and Tyger September 3, 2007

hands

The ability to catch a football very easily, and barely ever drop it no matter the difficulty.

Randy Moss has hands dawg.

by Kevin M. M December 1, 2006

Hands

A person who can catch a football easily or exceptionally well.

Have you seen Brandon, that boy has some "hands."

by somedudeeee April 16, 2009

hands

the part on your body at the end of your arms with fingers that you type with dumbass!

My hands are cold!

by coca October 31, 2003

Hands

A word used to describe how much a girl CATCHES the BALLS of the jocks on the football team

guy 1: Should i go for that blonde

guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands

guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Hands

To harm, threaten, scare, or brutally maim someone using only your Hands.

"Yo you hear about jeff?"
"Yeah someone gave him the hands big time."

"Nigga Please, I Will you the hands"

"If you dont shut your mouth. I will give you the hands"

by Icantstopbleeding November 12, 2011

Hands

Handle
Any
Nigga
Disrespecting

Shit

CATCH THESE HANDS NIGGA

by TJK JJB June 16, 2018