dickitus 

When a man has his "special moment to himself"; masturbation

Tommy was masturbating in this restroom. His dickitus lasted two hours.

dickitus by dubbz2801o3 November 22, 2015

dickitus 

The state of a man having his time of the month. In a rut.

Dickitus

dickitus by 9avogel December 13, 2014

Pencilius Dickitus 

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

dickitude 

bein a dick ......by choice

mr.petkash had a dickitude moment today

dickitude by Petkash February 28, 2009

Dickimus Maximus 

Name given to male subject with extreme penile capabilities.

Fear Me for I am the Great Dickimus Maximus, and I am capable of unfathomable vaginal discomfort.

Dickimus Maximus by random pittied fool May 10, 2010

Dickitis 

A girl who craves a big penis.

Damn that girl is on him,she must have dickitis!!

Dickitis by eLeezy April 28, 2009

Dickitis 

An illness of needing sex all the time.

Marie isn’t feeling well she has dickitis.

Dickitis by Rosé96 June 29, 2019