Dickorexia

Nervous loss of one's sex drive. Unable to perform in bed.

I got this big hard cock her but my wife doesn't want to ride it, because she hade dickorexia.

by Pookiebarr October 4, 2010

dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

drinkorexia

The act of not eating food (especially carbohydrates and starch) 3 hours minimum before drinking alcoholic beverages.

No, I can't go to dinner! I have drinkorexia!

by visean March 30, 2009

dickslexia

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.

His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"

by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008

Dickosexual

A sexual orientation where one is attracted to anyone who has a dick. They may even quote a meme that goes, “My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!”

Person 1: “What’s your sexual orientation?”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick”

by AnarchoDyke June 23, 2019

Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex

Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia

by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019

Dickslexia

When your dick gets confused (sexually)

“It’s like a straight dude jerking off to James Charles dressed as a girl, he got dickslexia!”

by ifibackitup February 21, 2020