Dickorexia
Dickorexia by Pookiebarr October 4, 2010
Words you can keep
dicklexia
a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009
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drinkorexia
The act of not eating food (especially carbohydrates and starch) 3 hours minimum before drinking alcoholic beverages.
drinkorexia by visean March 30, 2009
dickslexia
The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.
dickslexia by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008
Dickosexual
A sexual orientation where one is attracted to anyone who has a dick. They may even quote a meme that goes, “My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!”
Person 1: “What’s your sexual orientation?”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick”
Dickosexual by AnarchoDyke June 23, 2019
Dicklexia
Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex
Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
Dicklexia by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019
Dickslexia
Dickslexia by ifibackitup February 21, 2020
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The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
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