dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex

Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia

by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019

dicklexia

“The common disorder that causes the person to have it to confuse or mislabel the size of ones dick compared to the actual size”

she got dicklexia bro, she said my dick is 5 inches when is actually 2

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Dicklexia

When a guy who is trying to have intercourse or is already having intercourse with a female loses to ability to read the signs that the female is nuts or insane.

I can't believe he's dating her, she's clearly nuts, he must have dicklexia.

by WordWizardGuy December 22, 2023

dicklexia

a rare condition where you accidentally mistake one man’s dick for another’s

Sorry babe, it wasn’t cheating — it was just my dicklexia acting up again.

by xxsn September 23, 2025

Discolexia

The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.

-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally

by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

Dickleback

A Dickleback resides on Long Island and drives a giant pick up truck. He sometimes has an American flag or a Trump bumper sticker on there somewhere but is not a requirement. He cuts you off just to end up at the red light with you. When you pull over he is listening to the worst music the radio has to offer at a volume higher than normal ears can handle. He might have a half ass handlebar mustache or a style that should have been terminated for good circa 1986. You may also find a dickleback at a bar or music festival.

Hey check out that dickleback

by Coyote_Panda July 15, 2018