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Jeffries 

jeffries is a fat little shit who will never get a girlfriend, he has 1 inch penis and has 2 brain cells.
"stop being a Jeffries"
Jeffries by ScottishKid101 April 23, 2019

Jeffries Jinx 

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds
Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect
Jeffries Jinx by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019

jeffries passage

The piece of skin between a man's ball sack and his anus. Also a narrow alley that connects the top of North Street with the High Street in Guildford, Surrey, UK. Same thing really.
It was awesome, after she chopped my golden nuggets, she ran her tongue right down my Jeffries passage and got par with my brown eye. Her short game was excellent.

Mike Jeffries 

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
Mike Jeffries by KX12 May 19, 2014

Mike Jeffries 

Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
Mike Jeffries by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009

James J. Jeffries 

A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.
"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"