dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

dickmitten by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

Dickmitten by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

Dickmitten by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011

DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.

This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.

DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickmitt 

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.

It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"

Dickmitt by TLU November 12, 2011

Dick Mitten 

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.

Dick Mitten by David Williams September 12, 2005

dickmite 

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

dickmite by Fake Name January 27, 2005