Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

by Cinders and HEvil June 28, 2019

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

by Dick Mitten October 21, 2011

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

by Anonymous July 01, 2003