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DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.
DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickbritter 

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.
I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.
Dickbritter by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

Dickwhittery 

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery
Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!
Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

dickshitter 

An offensive insult referring to a person's asshole-like qualities.
Dude, you're such fucking dickshitter.
dickshitter by vinnie baby January 14, 2008

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.
Dave, you dickmitten.
dickmitten by Anonymous July 1, 2003

dickshitter 

one who shits on dicks during anal intercourse
I shat on your dick during that Anal Session ie. Dickshitter
dickshitter by Ausjustin1 September 19, 2006
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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