Dick Mittens 

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

Dick Mittens by flashh July 10, 2010

Dick Mittens 

The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.

I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.

Dick Mittens by Frayed_Moe November 9, 2003

dick mittens 

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

dick mittens by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009

Dick mittens 

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

Dick mittens by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

Dick Mitten 

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.

Dick Mitten by David Williams September 12, 2005

Dick Mitten 

Slang term for Vagina.

Oh, you kicked me right in the Dick Mitten!

Dick Mitten by KJ152 January 21, 2009

dick mitten 

A derogatory term for a female with a loose vagina.

When i put my dick inside her mitten i barely noticed. Such a dick mitten..

Shut it you dick mitten!

dick mitten by Kenneth Poon March 15, 2009