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When a
male
has used a urinal and failed to wash their
hands
before exiting the
bathroom
.
I didnt want to
shake
his hand, he just came out of the
toilet
. He'
s
likely to have dick mittens
Dick Mittens
by
flashh
July 10, 2010
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