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A sex move involving all five fingers. Four in the stink, thumb in the pink.
I was sleeping and some creeper snuck in the room and mittened me. Ouch.
Mitten by CollyG September 12, 2009
The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.
Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!
mitten by dogga January 7, 2006
little (young) cat. Furry feline that resembles an oven mitt fur-wise.
mitten by baluba December 27, 2005
Clumsy or uncoordinated in an endearing or cute way. Based on the difficulty people have picking things up or performing tricky manual tasks while wearing mittens. This is especially the case with woollen mittens, which not only impede the individual use of your fingers but also get easily covered in dirt or snow.

This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.
'Ugh, I was so drunk last night, I dropped my beer like 3 times, I am such a mitten'

'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'
mitten by Oblivia September 22, 2005
The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?
mitten by dogga July 29, 2008
She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.
mitten by Thoughtful November 28, 2006