dick-stracted 

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005

Dick-stracted 

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

Dick-stracted by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

dickstracted 

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstracted 

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting

"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

dickstracted by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010

Dickstracted 

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

Dickstracted by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

Dicktracted 

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010