dick-stracted

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours
I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.
by Marc K July 12, 2005
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Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping
Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face
by Mermaid Mel May 09, 2024
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