Mittens

Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.

Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.

Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"

or

Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.

by calvinke February 20, 2011

Mittens

A lovable nickname for presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Just can't relate to the crowd tonight...poor Mittens, maybe he'll do better tomorrow.

by Slap Fappy July 26, 2012

mittens

Adj. To describe someone utterly cute, adorable, sweet, and warms you outside-in - like a pair of mittens on fluffy bunnies. awwww power!!

Jammy is SO mittens ^_^

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

mittens

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 August 23, 2006

mittens

Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.

Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.

I love that post about sharies. I'm giving it mittens and win!

by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009

Mittens

The black and white cat from the Disney movie "Bolt".

"Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree!" - Bolt

by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010

mittens

A word that rhymes with kittens.

Them mittens for my kittens are badass. XD

by mittenman March 31, 2009