mittens

Adj. To describe someone utterly cute, adorable, sweet, and warms you outside-in - like a pair of mittens on fluffy bunnies. awwww power!!

Jammy is SO mittens ^_^

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

mittens

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 August 23, 2006

mittens

Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.

Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.

I love that post about sharies. I'm giving it mittens and win!

by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009

mittens

A word that rhymes with kittens.

Them mittens for my kittens are badass. XD

by mittenman March 31, 2009

mittens

To place one hand in a woman’s vagina and the other hand in another woman’s vagina.

You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.

by cache December 4, 2003

mittens

a ridiculous way to hide your drunken mistakes

After he wrecked his bike in a drunken stupor, he came to work with "mittens" on

by AJ mittens May 13, 2014

mittens

My parent's gay cat

Here comes the cat!

by Shoujo Boi November 13, 2003