Dick Shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. The boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your penis all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door knob.
by KumbakaShroomppl November 27, 2009
The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9
Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!
Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?
Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?
by Shoot The Five November 08, 2016