Definitions by iamthesocklord

Doing A Simon 

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions

We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon

Doing A Simon by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

Dancing Queen 

"I erased all your music on your ipod and replaced it with Abba. I don't care for them but I did it anyway"
- Roger, American Dad

A Dancing Queen is when the victim of such a heinous prank becomes overwhelmed with anger.

"WHO THE FUCK REPLACED ALL MY TONTO, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS AND OFWGKTA WITH THE COMPLETE ABBA DISCOGRAPHY" says Dancing Queen whilst Doing A Simon

"THIS IS CROSSING MY BOUNDARIES"

- Doing A Simon

Dancing Queen by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

dat shit cray 

For when shit is particularly cray (or cray-cray)

Joffrey - "One is having a ghastly day! The chauffeur did not turn up on time, then when I visited the benk they told me I couldn't possibly withdraw half a million in such short notice"

Souzan - "Dat shit cray."

dat shit cray by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

Opportunitang 

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

Opportunitang by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010

Gromie 

Pronounced "grow-me" is a hybrid or combination-word used to define particularly black friends or fellow gang members.

Literally, it is a cross between the words negro and homie

In maths; negro + homie = gromie

Shit son, get your gromie-ass over here and help me bust up this muthafucka

Yo fellow gromie, hows it hanging? Low, I expect, due to our stereotypical massive penises

Omg it's mr T, WASSUP GROMIE?!

Gromie by iamthesocklord July 22, 2010

That's so party

Used to define things which are particularly party.

Damian: Oh Hollie, you're so party!

Hollie: Damian, that's so party!

That's so party by iamthesocklord May 23, 2010

Albie 

A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.

"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"

Albie by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010