iamthesocklord's definitions

Albie

A big skinhead, steroid-taking beast who hangs around with the likes of Gingers and Dicksocks. On the inside he's a beautiful caring boy and many people will tell him they wuv him when they've had a few drinks. He has a desire to grow a moustache similar to that of Bronson's and jams to Duran Duran while driving like a maniac at four in the morning.

"Look at that Albie, he's intimidating from afar but I want to tell him my feelings!"

by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010

Wigwam

'Wagwan' for whities.

See wagwan

Whitie #1: Wigwam, fellow honkey?
Whitie #2: Nm cracker, nm.

by iamthesocklord April 21, 2010

Dicksock

A term used for condom

Matt Baxter got sperm-jacked 'cause he wasn't wearing his dicksock.

by iamthesocklord February 22, 2010

Smilet

How retards spell 'smiley'

Reece: LOL AT THAT SMILET HERP DERP

by iamthesocklord February 28, 2010

Gromie

Pronounced "grow-me" is a hybrid or combination-word used to define particularly black friends or fellow gang members.

Literally, it is a cross between the words negro and homie

In maths; negro + homie = gromie

Shit son, get your gromie-ass over here and help me bust up this muthafucka

Yo fellow gromie, hows it hanging? Low, I expect, due to our stereotypical massive penises

Omg it's mr T, WASSUP GROMIE?!

by iamthesocklord July 22, 2010

Opportunitang

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010

That's so party

Used to define things which are particularly party.

Damian: Oh Hollie, you're so party!

Hollie: Damian, that's so party!

by iamthesocklord May 23, 2010