2 definitions by Ebok8

1
the porn that they advertise on tv. For example, "call now for free sexy singles in your area!"
Man I got home so late last night and all I wanted to do was watch some tv, but there was nothing on except for fuckin horn porn commercials.
by Ebok8 June 19, 2009
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2
Clean shaved penis and genital area.
Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night
by Ebok8 June 24, 2009
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