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Diarrhetic coma 

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking
Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"
Diarrhetic coma by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

diarrhicious 

A food which is both enjoyable and regrettable in which it is delicious, but usually includes the after effects of diarrhea.
"Mmmmm, this Fritos bean dip is diarrhicious, Catherine."
diarrhicious by LaurenHugz January 9, 2012

Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
Diarrhetics by Stefonamus June 16, 2009

diarrhetic wave 

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
diarrhetic wave by stockman09 February 14, 2010

Diarrhetic Convulsion 

A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.
Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diarrhetic Convulsion!
Diarrhetic Convulsion by Errr June 19, 2006

Diarific 

The euphoric feeling experienced the day following the consumption of Taco Bell or similar consumable products.(this can be experienced same day as consumption)
AKA: Mud Butt
While eating Taco Bell: Man tomorrow is going to be diarific!
Man I ate some Taco Bell last night and today has been nothing but diarific.
Diarific by whitekneegrow May 11, 2010