Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.

"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."

Diarrhetics by Stefonamus June 16, 2009

Diarrhetic coma 

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

Diarrhetic coma by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

Diarrheatic

A play on the term "diuretic," which applies to any substance that promotes the production of urine. As you could guess, A Diarrheatic is any substance that promotes the production of Diarrhea.

"As a doctor, I suggest you eat a lot of Diarrheatic foods to help with your constipation. I can fill you out a prescription for some laxatives, or you can just eat a lot of Taco Bell."

Diarrheatic by Bort S. September 17, 2013

diarrhetchup 

1. The useless, red, watery substance that comes out of a ketchup bottle when one forgot to first shake the bottle and thus ruins your fries, your burger, or whatever else you wanted it for.

2. An insult levied towards an undeserving individual who is both a "one-upper" and a narcissist; one who is useless and ruins a great time together with friends and/or family.

1. That restaurant has THE BEST French fries. When they finally served them, I eagerly grabbed the ketchup to enjoy God's gift to man. But all that came out of the bottle was Diarrhetchup; ruining my fries!

2. While I was discussing my Slavic lineage, that Diarrhetchup butted in the conversation to say how awesome it was being French.

diarrhetchup by Game-Player December 21, 2015

Diarrhetes 

A condition where one consumes mass quantities of sugar and junk food leading to immediate sugar rush and evacuation of bowels. Has been known to cause sharting.

"Every time I eat at Chili's I get diarrhetes."

Diarrhetes by J Skids August 3, 2009

diarrhetic wave 

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.

Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."

diarrhetic wave by stockman09 February 14, 2010

Diarrheotic 

Used as a description word to describe something that looks like diarrhea. It can also be used to describe someone who looks like they just had Diarrhea, implying that they look like shit.

Word created by K.S.G and J.M

"Hey Kate, you look extremely diarrheotic"

"That piece of chocolate looks diarrheotic"

Diarrheotic by Diarrheotic August 12, 2023