WAGGED OUT

A condition when a person's act becomes tedious, stale, monotonous and boring. As a result, no one will pay attention to him anymore. Much like the dog who wagged his tail so much that it fell off!
"Valkyre" would have been a great movie if that wagged out Scientologist hadn't played the main role!

Travolta is so wagged out on Dianetics that he played "Edna" in the remake of "Hairspray."

Jerry Lewis should have retired before he wagged out on us.
by Stefonamus September 09, 2010
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approxamile

the width of David Yow's smile
Your smile, approxamile wide!
by Stefonamus June 29, 2009
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Thunderhead

The hard, knotty end of a constipated turd
George! Your thunderhead clogged the toilet again!
by Stefonamus February 11, 2010
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Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
by Stefonamus June 16, 2009
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NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK

The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!
"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
by Stefonamus December 01, 2009
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Hare Brained

A person having the intelligence of a rabbit.

An idea or philosophy that a rabbit could have conjured up
George W. Bush was the most hare brained President we ever had

Who ever came up with the hare brained idea of a burial vault?
by Stefonamus April 02, 2010
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Henry Krinkle

The name to tell a Secret Service agent when he asks you for your name!
Travis: My name is Henry Krinkle. K-R-I-N-K-L-E. 154 Hopper Avenue. Agent: Hopper? Travis: Yeah. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop. Ha, ha. Fair Lawn, New Jersey. ...
by Stefonamus November 10, 2009
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