Stefonamus's definitions

Thunderhead

The hard, knotty end of a constipated turd

George! Your thunderhead clogged the toilet again!

by Stefonamus February 11, 2010

approxamile

the width of David Yow's smile

Your smile, approxamile wide!

by Stefonamus June 29, 2009

FUBYAS

The Tobacco Industry Insider's euphemism for "First Usual Brand Young(er) Adult Smoker." In other words, A KID! It is a insider campaign strategy word to "sanitize" the true nature of their marketing methods.

FUBYAS consider Camel to be an old man's brand. The Joe Camel campaign should 'youthen up' Camel.

Insider: Dr. Teague, how young should a FUBYAS be?
Dr. Teague: They got lips? WE WANT THEM!

by Stefonamus July 15, 2009

Hare Brained

A person having the intelligence of a rabbit.

An idea or philosophy that a rabbit could have conjured up

George W. Bush was the most hare brained President we ever had

Who ever came up with the hare brained idea of a burial vault?

by Stefonamus April 2, 2010

Liquifart

A fart that makes you want to throw away your underwear

You just cut a Liquifart! Stay away from me!

by Stefonamus February 19, 2010

mick

The fun to do prank of shoving your finger in anther persons nose, then jamming that slimed finger into their mouth. When administering a mick to another, it is sometimes necessary to put his head in an arm lock, for they might resist the infliction of that mick. Micks are always funner if you pre flavor the finger with something rank before inflicting it.

Wow! Mike just gave Norman a Double-Barelled Royal MICK! Gross!

by Stefonamus January 18, 2010

Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.

"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."

by Stefonamus June 16, 2009