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A person who resembles a horse, either in facial features or the way they eat. May consume frozen chips in a horse like manner. May have a large penis akin to a horse and therefore have to fondle it constantly, or it may be small and non existant so have to constantly check it is still present.
Q. Where's the horse?
A. Over there munching on frozen chips, holding his willy.
He's hung like the horse.
by mum-^-bles February 25, 2004
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When one of ur mates gets hammered (either pissed or stoned) or a combination of both.. and starts staggering backwards and forwards liek an old decrepid horse.
"Hey look at C he's that hammered he's turned into the horse"
by Burton the bastard October 16, 2007
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When one of your mates gets hammered (either pissed or stoned or a combination of both..) and starts staggering backwards and forwards like an old decrepid horse.
"Hey look at C he's that hammered he's turned into the horse"
by Burton the bastard October 16, 2007
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In essence, a booty call. The horse is that girl you always call when you want to have crazy backseat sex. The horse is called, 'the horse' because she gets ridden a lot, and because she looks like one.
Yeah, I was feeling the heat so I called Emma 'cause shes the horse.
by TheDTF February 14, 2009
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also known as the girl with the long pony tale in secondary 1. She's the perfect girl to RIDE !!!!! if you know what i mean.She's an ugly little girl who doesn't cut her hair very often.
The horse loves to run & jump.
by cowsrock October 19, 2010
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Jon White from Taylor Michigan, often associated with herme's.
The Horse scratched his itchy vagina.
by Zaffer May 05, 2003
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