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Diaper shit 

When a person in a discussion commits the error of their own ego or a fallacy of their own making that is harmfully influencing themselves, their perspective, or their own argument, to such an extreme degree, that they have a childish meltdown in their flawed assertion or argument.
You are taking a big diaper shit when you are constantly talking about how you are never given a moment to speak, and tell us in a whiny way, you are never allowed to speak.
Diaper shit by Shogun1,000,000 February 8, 2021
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couldn't catch shit in a diaper 

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.
1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

Korean shit dipper 

when you stick your dick in a girl or guys asshole and spoon out a large lice of shit with your cock, then your partner eats the shit off your cock.
Jessica was being a real bitch, so i decided to punish with the Korean shit dipper.

Shitty Diaper

A 5 layer beefy burrito from Taco Bell. It has the exact same weight, warmth, and tactile feel of a baby's diaper full of some hot steamy hemp rope.
I'm feeling pretty lunchy, let's head down to Taco Bell and scooped up a bag full of Shitty Diaper (s)!
Shitty Diaper by Shit the Bed Fred January 24, 2016

Shitty Diaper

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.
Shitty Diaper by JaySteeze January 12, 2015

shitty diaper

an inside joke between two individuals, no one quite knows what this phrase constists of, but it is used several times a conversation with people
Oh my, that is what you call a shitty diaper you heffer!
shitty diaper by erzz June 28, 2010

shitty diaper

1. It is a person's underwear after they don't change them after multiple hershey squirts.

2. A person's soiled underwear or pants that have been left in the restroom after a accident. Well, most of the time at it is left at a secluded place left for you to find.

3. A baby's diaper after it has been soiled.
Harvey ate four chili dogs and later found a shitty diaper when he got home.

Dickie had a accident at the beach and left his shitty diaper for the beach patrol to find later.

Lydia won't get off her fat lazy ass to change that baby's shitty diaper.
shitty diaper by Kevin July 31, 2004
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