JaySteeze's definitions
by JaySteeze January 2, 2015
Get the Blapmug. Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.
Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.
by JaySteeze September 13, 2016
Get the Fuck Fairymug. 
Get the Blindmug. by JaySteeze January 12, 2015
Get the Shitty Diapermug. 1. Something that happened to someone while they were working.
2. Something somebody did while they were working.
2. Something somebody did while they were working.
1. His girlfriend screwed all of his friends, while he was working.
2. Some guy slipped acid in his drink and he was frying, while he was working.
2. Some guy slipped acid in his drink and he was frying, while he was working.
by JaySteeze January 13, 2015
Get the While he was workingmug. When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.
Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.
Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
by JaySteeze January 2, 2015
Get the Threading the Needlemug. 1. To have no standards relating to people. To have an open door policy.
2. To be savage of birth, bearing through hell and high water, especially when it comes to cold weather and the raw elements.
3. A Jesus-like figure. Somebody who is perfect, blameless, and performs miracles in astounding ways. They try to see the good in people, however they will be constantly crucified, unjustly, as they try to fit it.
4. Someone who is naive and lacks understanding in social areas, though people would rather not help them.
2. To be savage of birth, bearing through hell and high water, especially when it comes to cold weather and the raw elements.
3. A Jesus-like figure. Somebody who is perfect, blameless, and performs miracles in astounding ways. They try to see the good in people, however they will be constantly crucified, unjustly, as they try to fit it.
4. Someone who is naive and lacks understanding in social areas, though people would rather not help them.
1. Jason: "Man, why did Jon let these squares come through, they cramping like fuhh."
Andre: "You know Jon, he was born in a barn, he doesn't care who rolls up."
2. Stevie: "It's freezing in here, I can see my breath without even smoking a stogie!"
Josh: "Not everyone was born in a barn, I'll make a fire before the cops show up."
3. Amanda: "I feel antsy tonight, lets round up the squad and crucify us a virgin!"
Nathan: "I know this one guy who was born in a barn, lets fuck his night up!"
4. Guy: "What's a cookie?"
Chick: "What, were you born in a barn or something."
Andre: "You know Jon, he was born in a barn, he doesn't care who rolls up."
2. Stevie: "It's freezing in here, I can see my breath without even smoking a stogie!"
Josh: "Not everyone was born in a barn, I'll make a fire before the cops show up."
3. Amanda: "I feel antsy tonight, lets round up the squad and crucify us a virgin!"
Nathan: "I know this one guy who was born in a barn, lets fuck his night up!"
4. Guy: "What's a cookie?"
Chick: "What, were you born in a barn or something."
by JaySteeze January 12, 2015
Get the Born in a Barnmug.