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a really fat bitch, one comparable to a cow's size
damn, u actually stuck ur penis in that heffer?
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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1) A really conceited girl. A chick with a very nasty attitude.

2) An overweight chick.
Dat heffer better watch herself, or she'll get jumped!

Daamnnn, look at dat huge ass heffer over there!
by Game Junkie November 16, 2006
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A girl that has a really bad attitude; a derogatory term
That heffer has the worst attitude, I can't STAND her!
by Diabla0Diosa June 01, 2005
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Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.
Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.
by Johnny English March 12, 2004
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1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.
"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."
by onethereal March 13, 2010
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a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.
"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"
by beth + megs April 18, 2008
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