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a really fat bitch, one comparable to a cow's size
damn, u actually stuck ur penis in that heffer?
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.
"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"
by beth + megs April 18, 2008
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Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.
Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.
by Johnny English March 12, 2004
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1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.
"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."
by onethereal March 13, 2010
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