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When someone gets another person in trouble (or attempting to) completely unprovoked and with no reason.
Yesterday John Dewited me to my boss for no reason.
Dewit by Flamboo November 28, 2019

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics 

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.
"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

dewit's mustache 

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons

Danny DeVito 

Danny DeVito by What The Pop November 15, 2017
Those most wonderful words in the English language, expressed by the Dark Lord of the Sith. So deep and complex it had brought memes to life. Studying those words will change your life and will make you become a better person. It enlarges the mind.
Palpatine: Good Anakin, good! Kill him. Kill him now.

Anakin: I shouldn't.

Palpatine: Dew it.
Dew it by Darth Smaull February 20, 2020

Danny DeVito 

Only the sexiest man alive. With one cold stone stare he'll have you on your knees! To some boomers he is not sexy but to Gen Z he is the hottest guy around. He is able to destroy his enemies with one foul swoop of his Cobblepot cane.
Girl #1:Wow isn't that guy hot!
Girl#2: Yeah, but not as hot as Danny DeVito!
Danny DeVito by Purplepinkgamer November 30, 2019