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deluxification

An attempt to make a standard lacklustre product or brand special by offering a so called deluxe edition.
As sales of music on physical CD format lose out to digital downloading, sellers engage in deluxification by offering "Special" or "Deluxe" editions in distinctive packaging,limited editions or offers with a CD and T-shirt,or dirtblaster

dewetification

I just tossed my clothes in the dewetification machine.
dewetification by Dirty Mets March 21, 2010

Defoxification

Detoxification + Fox News

1) A treatment for poisoning by counteracting the toxic
properties, ideas, myths, fallacies and lies which can be readily absorbed by watching Fox News Channel. (n)

2 ) If you defox, or if something defoxes your body, you do something to remove the poisonous effects of Fox News from your body. (v)

Defoxes plural, 3rd person present; Defoxing present participle listen defoxed past tense, past participle
After a whole evening of Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck, George rushed to the emergency room in hopes that even without health insurance, he could get immediate defoxification for free, or at reduced cost.
Defoxification by shoqvalue February 2, 2010

Deskification

The act of pooping on a co-workers desk.
That deskification was disgusting, I can only imagine what he ate for lunch.
Deskification by Boopie2 May 30, 2013

desication/desification 

origination in the term 'desi'- a colloquial descriptive of a person from india, the desh, the motherland,

desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.
this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"

vagina desertificationifier 

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.
"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.