desertification

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Creation of expanding deserts by human activity. Normally by human wanton destruction, mismanagement, industrialization, development, clearing out forest areas. Climate change without investment in water projects that would help bring ecological stability.

Human activities without regard to Earth ecological balance is causing the desertification of the planet.

desertification by 1OldGeek April 16, 2016

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Dessertification

When you slurp banana pudding out of your partner's anus.

When I used the Dessertification position on your Mom, she mooed like a cow!

Dessertification by KennyLing January 23, 2017

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Defartification

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

Defartification by Erik June 9, 2004

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dewetification

stage two of the laundry process,

I just tossed my clothes in the dewetification machine.

dewetification by Dirty Mets March 21, 2010

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denerdification

the act of denerdifying one's self; to become un-nerdy; to loose one's nerdy qualities; to become normal

She went through the process of denerdification, and now she's cool!

denerdification by Lizish June 3, 2007

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vagina desertificationifier

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.

"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

vagina desertificationifier by AKADarkie March 8, 2011

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Deshitification

verb. The act of making things less shitty.

"Hey Vicky, you ready for some hardcore deshitification at the lab?"

"LOL, ok"

Deshitification by VincePLH December 28, 2007

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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