desertification

Creation of expanding deserts by human activity. Normally by human wanton destruction, mismanagement, industrialization, development, clearing out forest areas. Climate change without investment in water projects that would help bring ecological stability.

Human activities without regard to Earth ecological balance is causing the desertification of the planet.

by 1OldGeek April 16, 2016

Dessertification

When you slurp banana pudding out of your partner's anus.

When I used the Dessertification position on your Mom, she mooed like a cow!

by KennyLing January 23, 2017

Defartification

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

by Erik June 9, 2004

dewetification

stage two of the laundry process,

I just tossed my clothes in the dewetification machine.

by Dirty Mets March 21, 2010

denerdification

the act of denerdifying one's self; to become un-nerdy; to loose one's nerdy qualities; to become normal

She went through the process of denerdification, and now she's cool!

by Lizish June 3, 2007

vagina desertificationifier

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.

"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

by AKADarkie March 8, 2011

Deshitification

verb. The act of making things less shitty.

"Hey Vicky, you ready for some hardcore deshitification at the lab?"

"LOL, ok"

by VincePLH December 28, 2007