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devegification 

noun
the act of making vegetables, which normally taste gross, palatable, and thus less vegetabley.
There are any number of methods of devegification, either based on cooking the yucky tastes out of the vegetables, or overwhelming them with better flavors. These include, but of course, are not limited to dipping in salad dressings, or melted cheese, slathering them with Cheese Whiz, or peanut butter, cooking them in butter, or deep frying them in batter, whatever it takes.

The grosser the vegetable, the harder it is to devegify. Therefore, some vegetables are more or less devegifiable than others.
devegification by Flipasopolis August 14, 2024
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dewetification

I just tossed my clothes in the dewetification machine.
dewetification by Dirty Mets March 21, 2010

Depenification 

The cutting off of someone's reproductive organ (male).
Holy crap that depenification spoon is nasty.

devagification 

After James convinced John that he was not a pussy, John said "thanks for the devagification"
devagification by Jkahonas December 30, 2016

Desexification 

Taking something that's sexy and making it un-sexy. The reverse of sexification, the act of making something sexy, and resexification, the act of making something that was formerly sexy sexy once again.
The desexification of the Green M&M is the most major problem our society has faced since WWII.
Desexification by green_m&m_simp January 26, 2022

Three-Deeification 

To convert a movie originally filmed in standard 2-D format to 3-D after the fact in the hopes of garnering more miraculous profits. Becoming more common with the current popularity and success of 3-D films.
The new science fiction movie is being delayed for Three-Deeification. Did they learn nothing from colorization?