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Deskification

The act of pooping on a co-workers desk.
That deskification was disgusting, I can only imagine what he ate for lunch.
by Boopie2 May 30, 2013
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deskfecation

Shitting on your boss's desk when you have acquired enough money to retire early from your job. Especially applies if you hate your job.
"My well-balanced portfolio of mid-cap stocks, REITs, and blue-chip cryptos finally pushed me over the finish line. Deskfecation is finally on the menu!"

"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"
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dustification

A term coined by Judy Wood in her presentation regarding 9/11 and what really happened to all that concrete and steel from the destruction of the Twin Towers. Dustification is her explanation of what she hypothesizes as a breakthrough energy technology that caused the towers and most of the contents to dustify. Her presentation can be seen on You Tube.
One may see a prime example of dustification in the iconic video footage shot on September 11, 2001, where the very top of one of the Twin Towers clearly turns to dust prior to falling.
by SuziSmartyPants September 10, 2018
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deification

To lift to a deity, adore as a a god or goddess.
The deification of Madonna is so 80's.
by druiloor March 5, 2018
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donkification

When some donkey incorrectly plays his hand and rakes a huge pot from you.
Yeah man it was total donkification that guy has no idea how to play.
by Kamerheimer September 27, 2006
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desication/desification

origination in the term 'desi'- a colloquial descriptive of a person from india, the desh, the motherland,

desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.
this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"
by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010
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Dickification

verb

1. Transforming something into a dick

2. Emphasizing the dick in a word. ex: ContraDICKtory
1. I made this cake into a dick using dickification

2. You should look go look at Urban DICKtionary and find the word dickification
by NøtCyanide April 19, 2023
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