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dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.
The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.
dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006
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dyslexicon 

A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.
Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.
dyslexicon by auth00r June 20, 2006
This is a system that determines how many people from India live in a town or city outside of India. It is the Indian-ness of the city. I personally made this rating myself.

This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.

DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.

DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America

DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.

DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city

DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
Minneapolis is a DesiCon-3 city
DesiCon by SantoshGeorge September 1, 2009
Dexicon is what you say when you meant to say Lexicon, but accidentally said Dexicon, but you are now committed and won't correct yourself and you hope that nobody notices.
*Has trouble saying a word* I'm totally good with the English dexicon... *Under Breath "Shit"*
Dexicon by Dexicon November 16, 2019

delexiconed 

When you totally rely on internet search engines such as Google to gain your answers or to search for legalities or medical information, (which is more than likely NOT factual), instead of reading and actual book from a library or some such building containing relevant books.
He went to his doctor because he had read something on the internet about his illness. The doctor said he was incorrect in his research because he had been DELEXICONED by the internet.
delexiconed by Epur February 9, 2025

Desesconate 

Throwing your short friend across a room.
I just desesconated my friend Maya over there!
Desesconate by yourmomishot12 November 10, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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