This is an expression to indicate whacking off (hence whack-off-ia). The bank part comes into the picture because every time you whack off, you usually deposit something.
John: Hey Paul, you spider monkey, have you been wanking all night again??
Paul: Hush John! Don't say it loudly. But yeah I made a large deposit at Whackoffia Bank last night.
Paul: Hush John! Don't say it loudly. But yeah I made a large deposit at Whackoffia Bank last night.
by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008
Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankenstein's Day
Frank: Same to you Bob. Yeah, I am gonna be busy in my room tonight!
Frank: Same to you Bob. Yeah, I am gonna be busy in my room tonight!
by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008
A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.
Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.
by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008
BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to DUI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Jacinda: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV
Santosh: Sorry but I am BUI!
Santosh: Sorry but I am BUI!
by SantoshGeorge March 07, 2009
A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!
by SantoshGeorge March 09, 2008
This is a system that determines how many people from India live in a town or city outside of India. It is the Indian-ness of the city. I personally made this rating myself.
This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.
DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.
DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America
DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.
DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city
DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.
DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.
DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America
DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.
DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city
DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
Minneapolis is a DesiCon-3 city
by SantoshGeorge September 01, 2009
BWI stands for Browsing While Intoxicated. This is similar to DWI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Clinton: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV
Santosh: Sorry but I am BWI!
Santosh: Sorry but I am BWI!
by SantoshGeorge March 07, 2009