11 definitions by auth00r

The bitch that wants to start relationships for the purpose of giving your friends amazing sex.

Fundo thought he was pimping his relationship whore, until he found out that he wasn't getting his pimp cut.

by auth00r June 19, 2006

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.

Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.

by auth00r June 19, 2006

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

by auth00r June 19, 2006

The percentage of money owed to a pimp from his hoe.

Fundo wasn't getting his pimp cut, so he had to choke a bitch.

by auth00r June 19, 2006

While trying to put it in her mouth, you poke her face on the cheek, forehead, or under the left eye.

Fundo tried to put it in her mouth, but he kept on missing the hole. She had the poker face.

by auth00r June 19, 2006

Fundo: Hey bitch. Feel my pwns!
bitch: Feel it yourself.

by auth00r June 19, 2006

A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.

Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.

by auth00r June 19, 2006