Definitions by auth00r

pwns 

The misspelling of penis.

Fundo: Hey bitch. Feel my pwns!
bitch: Feel it yourself.

pwns by auth00r June 20, 2006

fake hoe 

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.

Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.

fake hoe by auth00r June 20, 2006

relationship whore

The bitch that wants to start relationships for the purpose of giving your friends amazing sex.

Fundo thought he was pimping his relationship whore, until he found out that he wasn't getting his pimp cut.

relationship whore by auth00r June 20, 2006

pimp cut 

The percentage of money owed to a pimp from his hoe.

Fundo wasn't getting his pimp cut, so he had to choke a bitch.

pimp cut by auth00r June 20, 2006

poker face

While trying to put it in her mouth, you poke her face on the cheek, forehead, or under the left eye.

Fundo tried to put it in her mouth, but he kept on missing the hole. She had the poker face.

poker face by auth00r June 20, 2006

hip hop anonymous 

A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.

Fundo was out in the jungle, shooting marbles, when he encountered a hungry, hungry hip hop anonymous.

hip hop anonymous by auth00r June 20, 2006

pants 

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

pants by auth00r June 20, 2006