Derpis 

The bottom half of the reproductive organ on the women, or the vagina.

"I fucked her derpis so hard last night"

Derpis by CaptainFaggot April 17, 2012

Herpis-Derpis 

A mutate of the Succubus and Harpy. A not so endangered species that is mate-hungry, and it's mating call is "Wanna F**k?" or "Got any Drugs?". The Herpis Derpis Maximus has a high rate of vaginal and anal infections. These infections can spread via mating and there goal is to infect anyone and everyone in the world. You can tell the animal is weak when it rubs its nose and sniffles a lot. They travel in flocks. The rate of spreading the infections is a pandemic indeed.

The Herpis-Derpis was seen capturing verginities behind a dumpster.

Herpis-Derpis by Adam Zapyl September 24, 2012

Derping 

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

Derping by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

deakin derwishing 

Deakin derwishing is the practice of playing several gaming tables at the same time. A person may be playing roulette, blackjack and dice simultaneously by running from one table to the other placing bets. It can also be said of a person playing several slot machines at the same time

Simon was Deakin derwishing in the casino last night, at one stage he was playing 5 tables at once

That guy can run fast - he has to with all the Deakin derwishing he does!

deakin derwishing by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014

derbisol

-a made up drug used for school drug surveys (also known as derb, dirt, DB)
-used to tell if a kid is lying on the survey

"how many times a week do you use Derbisol?
a) 0/ not applicable
b) 1-3
c) 4-5
d) 6-7"

derbisol by Taylor530 January 30, 2007

splerv dervish 

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.

"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"

splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011

derpestrian 

A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."

Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.

derpestrian by Douglas Young November 13, 2007